First Date Horror Stories That Did Not See The Light Of Date Two

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elina lee
Jan 14, 2023 12:00 PM EST

First dates are the worst. There, we said it. We don't know what it is about them, but it feels like a job interview. You get yourself all dolled up, put on something cute, and your one and only goal is to get the other party to like you. So that, you know, they could potentially wife you up in the future. Damn, talk about pressure. Well, that's half of the struggle. 

The other half is actually finding someone that you yourself will be attracted to. Because let's be honest, whether they're narcissists who talk about themselves the entire date or weirdos who do Disney impersonations the entire time - they don't make it easy for us. It can get super discouraging and at one point you may be even thinking of never dating again, but we're here to tell you not to give up because horrible first dates are just part of the human experience. If you don't believe us - check out these 7 stories for proof. 

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    Product - Posted by u/winenotbecauseofrum 9 hours ago Awful first Meeting - What are some of your awful experiences
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    Font - Recently met up with a guy who I had been chatting with on tinder for a few weeks, I arrived early and was sitting in a booth at the coffee shop. He walks in slides into the booth across from me and says "yeah you are not that pretty" and gets up and leaves. I was in shock, I just sat there with both hands around my tea cup unable to even say anything the dating world is so hard lol
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    Wow, the audacity. We're just wondering what was going through this as*hole's brain when he said this? Like… why??? If you're not attracted to her that's fine, but why be so mean about it? 

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    Font - Chi Tiki 13 min. ago A couple of years ago I met up with someone who had recently gotten divorced. We had been chatting for a couple of weeks almost daily at this stage. We sat down, ordered drinks. Drinks came and he said "this feels like I'm cheating" put money on the table, got up and left. Never heard from him again. I had both drinks and a random gentleman sat down and bought me another drink after he saw what happened, we ended up dating for a few months.
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    Font - FernyFox 9 hr. ago Another first meeting was with a Dom. We had a nice coffee date until he told me that he liked to have his other sub do things with her dog... so that was a huge NOPE.
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    Font - Flaky_Sandwich9353 22 min. ago When I was living in Thailand, I lived in a small town and hardly anyone spoke English. So, at the weekend, I would go up to Chiang Mai to go out and have fun. I downloaded the App and immediately matched with this Austrian dude. He comes and picks me up at the hostel. He was very very attractive. We go and grab a beer, and literally 5 minutes into the date he tells me how he loves to shit under the stars... For 30 minutes... Going into full detail. I make a
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    This may just be the scariest thing we've ever heard. The way she sat there through the entire 30 minutes tho… lol

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    Font - AutumnLaughter 3 hr. ago This was many many years ago when I was a lot younger, dumber, and didn't screen out guys well enough. We went on a date (if you can call it that) aka I picked him up and we drove around. He talked about himself the whole time. I spent the entire car ride wondering how quickly I could drop him back off without being rude. When I finally did, he asked if he could give a hug. Whatever, okay, sure. After he hugs me he proceeds to tell me it was just so he could feel
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    Font - jeff4i017 9 hr. ago · I once had someone try and show me the pilot of True Blood to seal the deal. Another time I went to a coffee shop meetup to get a text after 15 minutes, "I was there but I got insecure and left." That was creepy.
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    Font - Grizzly_treats 17 min. ago Met a woman for coffee and 5 minutes into the date she tells me she's a recovering alcoholic. I'm fine with that, I rarely drink myself. She starts going on about how god saved her and showed her the error of her ways. I said something along the lines of "well, you did most of the work yourself" and she flipped out on me.
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    Font - She yelled at me, called me a blasphemer, and said I was going straight to hell. Mind you, we were sitting outside on a beautiful day and there were a lot of people around which made the situation much more interesting. She then told me I needed to follow her back to her car to pay for her parking, I just smiled and said no thanks, I'm going to finish my coffee and enjoy the sun on my face.
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    Font - She went to leave and crossed the street without looking causing a car to stop short and get rear ended. The driver (of the first car) gets out and starts yelling at the woman. A cop who was just down the road comes over to investigate, hears what happens and tells the woman to stand on the sidewalk and get her ID out. As the cop is talking to the driver, the woman starts to walk away, the cop yells at her to come back and she books it around the corner with the cop right behind her.
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    Font - They come back around the corner a few minutes later, the woman in handcuffs yelling at the cop that it's all my fault and I should be the one in cuffs. An older man sitting at the table next to me, leans over and asks "is that what they mean by a red flag?" Good times
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